Seriously?©
In case you haven’t heard, there’s a new, wonderful thing going on at HnS… it doesn’t have an official name, so I’m going to refer to it as “Dollar Dance”…. it starts out like this:
Do you see the wonderful thing that has happened? Now you can tip your favorite dancer 150 LD (though I recommend the “twofer” for 250 LD) and tell them that you would like a dance (or two!!) and they will jump right off that stage and into your waiting arms…
The following is a wonderful example of the “twofer” in action… it’s tricky because neither person can remember who’s idea it was, but they both know it was WELL worth the 250 LD to enjoy each other’s company for two songs…
Also, neither can remember who selected "pole" as the dance...
So what are you waiting on? These smoking hot dancers are just waiting on YOU to make the first move, so make it happen, cappen.
Oh Hello!!!
YOU!!! Selected the “pole” as the dance. That is cause your mind is all plotty and sinister like that Giskard. You were thinking of this dance WAY before your ass tipped me. Oh….and by the way, and I did not mention this the night we had this “twofer”. The double dance is 250L. Your cheap ass only tipped me 200L. Seriously…..get it right next time.
as much as i would love to back you up on this one, Ab
— he did tip 250 – your cut is 200 for your 80% — let’s keep this between you and me so he can’t gloat. 
Are you sure I only tipped you 200? Can I see a receipt?
Clearly I’ll need to pay for another twofer to remind her what it looks like …